Tuesday, March 2, 2010

i heart Pennsylvania from Truche

A friend of mine emailed this to me. After I fell over laughing from the sheer honesty of it, I just knew it had to be shared.

70 above zero:
Floridians turn up the heat.
People in Pennsylvania plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Califorinians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Pennsylvania sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian and English cars won't start.
People in Pennsylvania drive with their windows open.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Pennsylvania throw on a flannel shirt

35 above zero:
New York landords finally turn up the heat.
People in Pennsylvania have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Pennsylvanians close their windows.

zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Pennsylvania get their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintergrates.
The Girl Scouts in Pennsylvania are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington D.C. runs out of hot air.
People in Pennsylvania let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Clause abondons the North Pole.
Pennsylvanians get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.

40 below zero:
All atomic motion stops.
People in Pennsylvania start saying..."cold enough for you?".

50 below zero:
hell freezes over.
Pennsylvania public schools will open 2 hours late.

2 comments:

Nen said...

hahahahahaha! nice

AlyGatr said...

HA! At 40 below, the people in North Dakota wonder if it's time to put away their shorts :) When I lived there it always made me laugh during the winter when it would rise above zero how people would start showing up in parkas and shorts.